stalkward

When someone stalks another individual via facebook, myspace, phone conversations, etc. and it gets really awkward to a point because that's all they do when they have nothing better to do, or if they're classes get cancelled, or if they're just really weird. Can also be used to describe people that are really awkward on facebook.
Happy and Ruthie are really stalkward on facebook.
by ya moms. March 11, 2008
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stalkward

something that is both awkward, and stalker-ish
Ben: "I want to have you baby!"

Kendra:"STALKWARD!!"
by RoboBoogy May 01, 2011
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stalkward

adj. describes the silence that ensues when you say something that let's your stalkee know you've been stalking them.
Dude, you're not even facebook friends, you shouldn't know that about her.

I know. That was stalkward.
by gt6driver October 25, 2012
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stalkward

a combination of the words "stalk" and "awkward", used to describe a person that is strangely and inexplicably informed/knowledgeable of another person's activities; also used to describe situations in which you could conclude that you were being followed/watched but probably not, and so it is just awkward.
"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."

"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."
by iamlit May 14, 2009
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(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you
Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?
by jicky98 January 17, 2009
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stalkward

To awkwardly stalk someone.
"Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
by Miss KTrain November 20, 2008
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Stalkward

When someone reveals information about someone to their face that could only have been garnered via intensely following their activities on social networking sites. Nearly always potentially embarrassing for both parties.
by kavdog June 01, 2010
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