Stalkward 

When someone reveals information about someone to their face that could only have been garnered via intensely following their activities on social networking sites. Nearly always potentially embarrassing for both parties.

Uhh...sorry how stalkward.

Stalkward by kavdog June 1, 2010

Stalkward 

The sensation of awkwardness that ensues upon running into an individual several times in the course of the day, without intending to, leading to the conclusion by the other party that you are stalking them.

1. "I hadn't seen Amy in weeks, and today I ran into her six times! It was stalkward, man!"

2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"

Stalkward by cavecanem January 27, 2010

Stalkward 

A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.

Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.

Stalkward by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010

stalkward 

When someone stalks another individual via facebook, myspace, phone conversations, etc. and it gets really awkward to a point because that's all they do when they have nothing better to do, or if they're classes get cancelled, or if they're just really weird. Can also be used to describe people that are really awkward on facebook.

Happy and Ruthie are really stalkward on facebook.

stalkward by ya moms. March 11, 2008

Stalkward 

When someone displays an insider knowledge of your personal life garnered from social networking posts not involving them...

1. I got this stalkward post from marissa re: mike's post about thailand...

2. How stalkward was jonnie with that call on fb, he always tries to chime in on our pj's...

3. chutters johnson just told me he thought floral bikini's really suit me...stalkward!

4. i just told alexandra how hot she looks in floral bikini's and she giggled, i'm in for sure...
where'd u see her in a bikini?
facebook...
that's stalkward as, and can you stop touching my leg...

Stalkward by pw11ly January 23, 2010

Stalkward 

When something is equally awkward and stalky. Commonly used when someone is caught liking old Facebook pictures.

"It was totally stalkward when Alex called me late last night."

Stalkward by Leshalooloo November 11, 2013

stalkward 

something that is both awkward, and stalker-ish

Ben: "I want to have you baby!"

Kendra:"STALKWARD!!"

stalkward by RoboBoogy December 7, 2011