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skanktard 

simply put it is a retarded skank, those who are to stupid to seduce but not to stupid to pull down thier top. also they giggle alot and every once in awhile they throw in a snort
ie: cheeses rice! you dumb skank tard, just becuase you have dyslexia doesnt mean you can't talk and why are you naked?
skanktard by dudethatsgross January 18, 2005

skanktard 

Celebrity or other known person who portrays themselves as loose and slut like while also portraying themselves as a complete idiot but we are not sure if they know it or not.
Tik Tok has a number one song, she is such a skanktard...
skanktard by Mike Stevenson II March 21, 2010

Skankadelic 

A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.
Are you really leaving with that skankadelic?
Skankadelic by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020

skankard 

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
skankard by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019

Skanktastic 

This is a female who is a skank, but you still want to hit that. She is defined as a skank who is kind of fly (fantastic).
Yo dog, let's leave this club. They ain't no ho's up here that I want to hit. Oh wait, that one over on the pole is skanktastic and so is the other one dancing in the cage! My bad.
Skanktastic by Scotina September 25, 2009

skanktankerous 

1)an adjective to define a girl who is Ill-tempered and quarrelsome in addition to the fact that she has, will, or is in the process of doing some pretty skanky risqué things.

2)Can often be said in exclamation.


Coined by Chelsea ;]
1)T baby is awfully skanktankerous when she pulls her pants down lower so the coach can see her camel toe when she stretches.

2)Look at that get up! It is so effing skanktankerous!
skanktankerous by Chelsea Cosmocrat December 9, 2008

skankarella 

A promiscuous or slutty individual who is trying very hard to be sexually attractive. It is usually said in terms of a girl, but can also be used for gay or metrosexual men.
A girl who wears Prada boots and makeup to go camping is most likely a skankarella!
skankarella by JoeYEAH May 11, 2007
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