Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019

Literogitimately

A combination of the words 'literally' and 'legitimately.' Typically used as a one word response to something you agree with.

Travis: I went to the store and they had no baby powder, this store is clearly terrible.
Trevor: Literogitimately, dude.

by SithLordTrevor September 24, 2024

Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

by SithLordTrevor June 05, 2022

Shallow Oscillator

A person, typically on the internet, that easily and hastily changes their political and/or religious beliefs depending on what is popular and fashionable at the time. The reason for the name is to point out that the people are both shallow for lacking any real beliefs and are able to oscillate to another belief, likely and/or eventually to another.

Many people that occupy the political sphere in online politics nowadays can be correctly labeled as shallow oscillators.

by SithLordTrevor September 29, 2020

Arrowed Noggin

When one receives multiple arrows to the head (noggin) in rapid succession.

After pissing off expert archers, they soon quickly turned my head into an Arrowed Noggin.

by SithLordTrevor April 10, 2017

Pavlovian TikTok Song

When one hears a TikTok song and gets an erection due the the connection of the song with various women dancing sexually. One can elicit an erection from merely a song, just as Pavlov was able to do so with dogs and bells.

This new song I heard on the radio is a Pavlovian TikTok Song! I just got hard, mike.

by SithLordTrevor January 15, 2022

Trevor's Cannibal

When a team of players in a video game becomes so toxic that the team begins to eat itself away and deteriorate, and ultimately becomes weaker as a result.

My team was winning this match conclusively until Trevor's cannibal destroyed us.

by SithLordTrevor December 23, 2019