Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019
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Pre-K Commie

A teacher that doesn’t allow his or her students to bring in snacks, unless they have enough to share with the entire class.
Mom! Don’t bother packing extra food. I’m not allowed to have any food around after lunch, my teacher is a pre-k commie!
by SithLordTrevor August 06, 2018
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Shallow Oscillator

A person, typically on the internet, that easily and hastily changes their political and/or religious beliefs depending on what is popular and fashionable at the time. The reason for the name is to point out that the people are both shallow for lacking any real beliefs and are able to oscillate to another belief, likely and/or eventually to another.
Many people that occupy the political sphere in online politics nowadays can be correctly labeled as shallow oscillators.
by SithLordTrevor September 29, 2020
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Napoleon Incentive

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.
Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.
by SithLordTrevor November 02, 2021
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Trevor's Razor

Trevor's razor is a principle that states that the player in a match in a video game that performed the best most likely had a good game or got lucky, and that he or she is not the best, despite outperforming everyone else.
Trevor's razor is especially useful when you play a competitive FPS.
by SithLordTrevor December 07, 2019
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Arrowed Noggin

When one receives multiple arrows to the head (noggin) in rapid succession.
After pissing off expert archers, they soon quickly turned my head into an Arrowed Noggin.
by SithLordTrevor April 10, 2017
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The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man
by SithLordTrevor February 19, 2020
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