Pre-K Commie

A teacher that doesn’t allow his or her students to bring in snacks, unless they have enough to share with the entire class.
Mom! Don’t bother packing extra food. I’m not allowed to have any food around after lunch, my teacher is a pre-k commie!
by SithLordTrevor August 06, 2018
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Shallow Oscillator

A person, typically on the internet, that easily and hastily changes their political and/or religious beliefs depending on what is popular and fashionable at the time. The reason for the name is to point out that the people are both shallow for lacking any real beliefs and are able to oscillate to another belief, likely and/or eventually to another.
Many people that occupy the political sphere in online politics nowadays can be correctly labeled as shallow oscillators.
by SithLordTrevor September 29, 2020
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Anakin’s Paradox

When the action of one’s doing to prevent something ends up being the catalyst for its occurrence. For example, if I set out to save a fish, and my attempt to save the fish ends up getting the fish killed, then this is Anakin’s Paradox.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith really showcases Anakin’s Paradox.
by SithLordTrevor November 04, 2019
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Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019
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The Bad Player Effect

When a player is so clueless and bad, that it benefits him or her. Sometimes, resulting in defeating others that are skillful.
What? This guy killed me! Who nonchalantly pushes the middle of the map like that? That is a pure example of the bad player effect!
by SithLordTrevor August 06, 2018
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Literogitimately

A combination of the words 'literally' and 'legitimately.' Typically used as a one word response to something you agree with.
Travis: I went to the store and they had no baby powder, this store is clearly terrible.
Trevor: Literogitimately, dude.
by SithLordTrevor September 24, 2024
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Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.
Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
by SithLordTrevor June 05, 2022
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