Andrews

A fear inspiring name, also associated with gut splitting laughter, accents, sadistic mockery, and general prank-foolery.

"...you don't know who that is? ... it's... it's an Andrews! Run!"

Andrews by krimsonness February 3, 2010

Andrews

Andrews

Definition:
Surprisingly, a confusing last name.

"Is that Andrew or, Andrews?"

Andrews by Lyonene October 19, 2008

Andrews

Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.

The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.

Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.

Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.

Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.

Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?

Andrews by BritishReject April 20, 2011

Andrews

This surname is used by only the most outgoing people. They usually use their instincts when it comes to a situation. if you know an Andrews let let them chill in their lifestyle, If you tell them to be careful or plan ahead they will most likely give you a lecture on how they live like that and you should respect that. When they have a problem with somebody they will do their best to avoid it while causing more problems. People with the last name Andrews usually date people with first names that start with O or A

Josh Andrews is dating Olivia?

Yeah man why are you surprised?

I never thought she would date him with how unprepared he was when he asked them out

Andrews by Piercing arrow October 20, 2019

Andrews Park 

Known as AP.
AP is loaded with druggies on weekends, it's a party! You will find kids from Milton and Quincy here. The front entrance near the basket ball hoops is the Milton Entrance. The back takes you into Quincy. Alot of people hookup on the field and in the woods. Going to Ap with a crew is always fun.

boy1: Yooooo bro lets go to Andrews Park!
boy2: lets do it. Letss Gettt HIIIIIGGGHHH!

Andrews Park by irishmoflow January 25, 2012

andrews academy 

A place where things that are horrible and awful things happen all the time and the staff do nothing about it not to mention the amount of homophobia and racism that is just straight up ignored is annoying, the students are also brats for no reason. Also the food here is ass except for breakfast days they slap.

"Where do you go to school?" "Andrews Academy." "Ew."

andrews academy by assntits696969696969 April 15, 2021

Andrews AFB 

When someone mentions Andrews AFB they think of one thing Air Force One but little do they know what goes on behind the scenes. Andrews AFB is located about 5min southeast of Washington D.C. First the location: Why would the United States put one of its most important resources in the middle of the ghetto. When you drive through the main gate and look to your right you'll see Family Dollar, Pawn shop, and you guessed it Popeyes bona-fied fried chicken shack. McDonalds which is also across the street, is known for its frequent shootings, stabbings, street pharmaceuticals, and the occasional car jacking.
If you happen to go to the commissary late one night to pick up a few things, you might bump into one of Maryland's reacently released felons. Yes, You heard right, one of Maryland's finest ex-cons is ensuring that your groceries are properly stocked. If you happen to be in the mood for a fun night out on the town, stop by Classics. Where you will find a plethora of different makes and models of police vehicles in their futile attempt to keep the peace. Upon entry of Classics you will notice a warm and welcoming sign staiting "Whites served but Blacks prefered". The next time some mentions how nice Andrews AFB is, don't forget what kind of festivities lie just on the other side of the fence.

"Yo cuz you aint never been to the damn ghetto", "what you talkin' bout homie? I was stationed at Andrews AFB for 7 years!"

Andrews AFB by Andrews AFB April 14, 2008