Standie
Standie by Bathtub3036 August 7, 2011
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standie
a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie
look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon
I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.
What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.
I saw a standie fixing up a focus
look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon
I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.
What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.
I saw a standie fixing up a focus
standie by steven glansburg210 April 19, 2008
Related Words
standie • standing ovation • Sandie • standing on business • stander • Spandies • standing o • STANDIDOPE • shandie • spandieglish
Standing here i realise
Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise by A ghost from Scotland April 12, 2022
standing on business
Short Def: Take care of your business
Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.
Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.
Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.
Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.
standing on business by WHERESWILINE October 20, 2023
standing reservation
A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.
standing reservation by Pap¡ February 13, 2017
The Standish
A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
The Standish by flopoched June 3, 2015
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