Standie

by Bathtub3036 August 07, 2011

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Standy

Short and much more to-the-point form of "standard". Mostly used among highly sophisticated individuals to define and applaud acts of normality. "Standy" can be used as both a noun and an adjective. A common phrase that stems from this term is 'Standy the Boy.'
This idiom does a nice job of simplifying the following: 'Wow, I just acknowledged how typical you are being at this moment and because of this, I will give you my approval and praise!'

Bob: "Hey Jeremy, did the Leafs win today?"
Jeremy: "They almost came back in the 3rd"
Bob: "Standy"

Alex: "I just got 100% on my chemistry midterm!"
Tyler: "Standy the boy!"

Hans: "Shit I just found out my midterm is in 3 hours"
Gordon: "Whoa, are you gonna study for it?"
Hans: "Nope gonna pull a standy"

by standy boy May 09, 2011

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Receiving a handy while in the standing position.

I got a standy last night in the unisex restroom from a tranny. It was awesome.

She was so horny when I got home she pulled down my shorts and gave me a standy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

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The cutest and slim thickest couple that everyone wants to be

“Dang I wish we were like Standy .”
#relatable #goals #hot #mitosis

by Xulwerdna February 04, 2018

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a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.

jacob seeley is a total standie

look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon

I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.

What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.

I saw a standie fixing up a focus

by steven glansburg210 April 19, 2008

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