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A word to be used when you can't stand and/or handle something simultaneously.
Megan keeps saying standle isn't a real word. One of the many reasons I can't standle her.
standle by jaehys June 21, 2021
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something or a situation that you can not stand and/or handle
an annoying person trying to ask you out ten seconds after just being dumped.
i can not standle that man anymore
standle by beanor July 26, 2008
In extremely difficult situations, when cannot handle, or stand, the pressure. hence, the conjunctive "standle".
"Watch out for nutcases who can't standle the pressure, they're sure to snap!"
Standle by Mathiasaurus Rex August 29, 2006
When you can't stand or handle a situation.
I can't standle this.
Standle by DylanSoDT January 4, 2017
The appropriate word to describe a situation or person you can neither stand nor handle.
That outfit looks itchy...how can you standle it?

I cant standle that stupid man!
Standle by Emitq June 16, 2010

stanley uris

a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.
I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.
stanley uris by zoomerichie May 5, 2018
To be flung from a treadmill that was left on by another person
Lisa got stangled at the gym today, but she wasn't hurt too badly
Stangle by PeeJayEss February 6, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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