Armstrong

Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").

Armstrong is a handsome man

by Morny AK August 15, 2018

Armstrong

The worst Bio professor on the planet. Spent the whole lecture time talking about how sweet potatoes are fucking YAMS. A Lil bitch boy when it comes to handing out a pop quiz. Alos dummy looking.

Wow you are such an Armstrong

by Lil Rack Don't Cap April 26, 2022

Armstrong

The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.

Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.

by chelseabeckerrrr February 26, 2009

Armstrong

To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.

Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!

by David E January 26, 2006

Armstrong

a very high note or a series of them, especially on a trumpet ( from Louis Armstrong ).

The guy was incredible! He could play Armstrongs on a consistent basis!

by William Warney December 14, 2010

Armstrong

To win seven times in a row by cheating without getting caught.

Man, this guy keeps Armstronging these races!

by derd July 14, 2006

Armstrong

an "armstrong" is a person or people who take their cycling too seriously. They travel all over the city in their tight, spandex bike suits, goofy helmets, backpack drinks, and their livestrong bracelets. They treat everyday in the city streets like it's the "Tour De France." They are known to ride fixed gear bikes. They act like they are better than everyone because they are living strong, when in reality they were dead a long time ago.

I was walking down the street with my three year old child when a bunch of rabid Armstrongs nearly ran us over

by VictimofaBombRaid July 6, 2010