stagfag 

The gay male confidant of the fagstag.
The male version of a hagfag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.

John and Pete are so close it's sometimes hard to recall John's just a stagfag.

stagfag by Seth March 4, 2004

swagfag 

A teenager known for wearing awful attire, this includes: snapback cap (front facing or back),California hoodie or t-shirt, tan colored skinny jeans or shorts, knee high nike socks, and high top shoes. Swagfags appear in groups of 3-5. A group of Swagfags is called a "poodle".

Wow, that Swagfag needs to get laid!

swagfag by Mr. Crunch April 21, 2014

Swagfag 

A kid who goes around wearing skinny jeans and snapback baseball caps hardstyle shuffling to progressive house and thinking he's Lil' Wayne. He will often be unemployed and fail at school exams because he thinks his swag will make up for it and he'll be the next popstar, when in reality he'll probably end up giving blowjobs to old men in dark alleys for his earnings and he'll be paying kids to go on his bouncy castle just to make himself feel famous.

Swagfag - "My snapback has so much swag!"
Normal person - "Fuck off and die."

Swagfag by BarneyFingeredMyPetHamster November 14, 2012

Swagfag 

A person who gets their dressing inspiration from god forbidden rappers like Lil wayne, 2 chainz, Drake, & the list goes on.
They think these rappers are intelligent & can dress themselves. When in all reality, they all like stupid as fuck.

Swagfags go around blasting Lil wayne in their cars, iphones, computers, everywhere. & you'll know its Lil wayne when you hear sirens & the word "nigga" 100,000 times in a row.

The typical Swagfag wardrobe consists of snap backs, skinny jeans - that they sag to their knees, shoes that match their outfit, & tee-shirts that say the word "swag" over and over.
Because they have to let the whole world know that they have swag by wearing the god damn word on their clothes.
They also say "swagggg", "yolo", & "ratchet" every 5 seconds, & when they type they use q's for g's, i's for y's, & a few more.
(example- cant touch miii swaqqqqqqqqqq)

We should use Swagfags to test new products instead of innocent animals.
These are creatures that need to be forbidden & removed from this earth.

Boy: Swaaag moddaa'fuckaaa swag swag swiggity swag.

Girl: Omg, he got dat swagggg dat im looken for. Letz fuck.

Group of friends: Ewww look over there at that Swagfag, & a Swagfag lover. Kill them. Kill them both.

Swagfag by Sarcastic little bitch June 9, 2013

Swagfags 

Swagfags symbolize how a seemingly normal human being can follow a trend of meaningless douchebaggery (mostly through peer pressure) in order for them to feel included and give meaning to their lack of achievement.
They are willing so sacrifice their future and their friends just so they can feel included now.

Swagfags are mostly commonly insecure young people (aged 8-17).
Due to the the fact they haven't achieved anything so far in their life and don't have many friends, they give up on trying to achieve something positive and learning proper social skills.
As a result they join the Swag band wagon with certainty that it will somehow make them successful and get them good friends.

And thus the more Swagfags there are, the more easy it is for other kids to become one.

Person1: "Wow whats with all the people wearing snapbacks, the same pair of jeans and not giving a crap about their school marks these days?"

Person2: "They think they have SWAG, normal people generally define them as Swagfags. They think having SWAG will get them a future through doing nothing but the style of how they do things"

Person1: "But they don't do anything, well at least nothing helpful?"

Person2: "Exactly"

Swagfag: "ur juz jellos cauz u dun hav SWAG"

Person1 & Person2: Faceplam*

Swagfags by Piezor November 19, 2012

stag fag 

a gay man who only falls for straight guys, and will spend a lot of emotional energy on them and think that they are in a kind of relationship-be it a buddy-buddy, mentor-protege, whatever, that is mutually beneficial. All the while the straight man loves the attention and the affection, and the gay man avoids any real possibility of intimacy.

female equivalent: fag hag

Jack is such stag fag-all he does is hang out with Ryan, buy his little kids toys, and he keeps blowing off any opportunities to date--

stag fag by loccitanatexan July 1, 2006

starfags 

people who are addicted to buying coffee at starbucks. starfucksfagsjava the hutstarbucks

guy1 look at all those people buying coffee at starbucks.
guy2 i know right i fucking hate all those starfags who buy the glorified and overpriced coffee

starfags by yeahididthat October 28, 2010