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Candarian stalagmite 

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A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Stalag 13 

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A bangin' punk rock band from the 80's. These guys were part of the Nardcore scene (Oxnard, CA).
"Dude, what's a good skate punk band I could listen to?"
"Damn dude, try out Stalag 13. Nardcore at its fuckin' best."
Stalag 13 by Vivalavinyl November 29, 2011

stalagtron 

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A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.
Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.

Will: You have got to be kidding.

Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.

Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.
stalagtron by goodmango April 18, 2009

Stalagmooger 

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Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.
The stalagmooger is difficult to get out my nose because of the far reaching bottom of my nose.
Stalagmooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Stalagmite

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A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.
John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.
Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011

Stalagtits 

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I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.
Stalagtits by stanny 29 August 9, 2008
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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