Staglag
"How are you doing."
"Terrible, went to Amsterdam for my friend's stag do and I've got total staglag."
"Terrible, went to Amsterdam for my friend's stag do and I've got total staglag."
Staglag by Ricky Miller June 3, 2007
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Candarian stalagmite
A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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Staglag • Stalagmite • stalagshites • stagfag • stagelagoots • stalag 13 • Stalagmight • Stalagtight • stagdaggler • Stalagmitate
Stalag 13
"Dude, what's a good skate punk band I could listen to?"
"Damn dude, try out Stalag 13. Nardcore at its fuckin' best."
"Damn dude, try out Stalag 13. Nardcore at its fuckin' best."
Stalag 13 by Vivalavinyl November 29, 2011
stalagtron
A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.
Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.
Will: You have got to be kidding.
Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.
Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.
Will: You have got to be kidding.
Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.
Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.
stalagtron by goodmango April 18, 2009
Stalagmooger
Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.
Stalagmooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010
Stalagmite
Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011
Stalagtits
I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.
Stalagtits by stanny 29 August 9, 2008
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