someone who feels the INEXPLICABLE URGE to PLUG IN their TINY ASS joke laptop of a laptop while I am left with NO PLACE to charge my BIG ASS laptop that SUCKS power like a dodge-ram sucks gas AND is more powerful than ANY computer in the entire DISTRICT because the school district SUCKS at buying ACTUALLY GOOD computers
*just gets to class* Alright I just need to plug in my laptop real fast...
*2 seconds later* WHAT THE FUCK THAT SKAGWAGGLER HAS ALREADY STOLEN THE OUTLET!
THEIR COMPUTER DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO CHARGE!! MY LAPTOP WILL DIE IN 45 MINUTES UNLESS I GET IT PLUGGED IN!
Man I fuckingHATE skagwagglers >:(
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).