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Urban Dictionary Staffage 

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.
A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!

Spaffage 

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.
"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"
Spaffage by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005
Better way of saying "Stuff."
That website has a lot of cool Stuffage on it.
Stuffage by Artey Avarathar VI September 19, 2003
A large quantity of assorted, well, stuff. Nice way of saying "That's a lot of s***".
(Looking in your buddy's garage that his wife is making him clean out.) "Boy that's a lot of stuffage to move...."
stuffage by ruralradio December 31, 2008
An extended version of Saf (Sweet as fuck), to be used on it's own.
Will: "It's going to be a Saf film"
Jamie: "Saffage"
Saffage by JezzaC July 1, 2011

stuffageness 

An overly elongated version ofr the word "stuff," used commonly for BSing homework of teachers that don't read it.
This is some lame stuffageness you've made us write...
stuffageness by Dae April 11, 2003