Skip to main content

staffage 

unnecessary filler or decoration to beautify or obscure something, e.g. within the entertainment industry or politics
The politician's deeds were nothing more than mere staffage to appease the voters
staffage by elek31 December 19, 2023
Words you can keep

Urban Dictionary Staffage 

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.
A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!

Spaffage 

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.
"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"
Spaffage by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005
Better way of saying "Stuff."
That website has a lot of cool Stuffage on it.
Stuffage by Artey Avarathar VI September 19, 2003
A large quantity of assorted, well, stuff. Nice way of saying "That's a lot of s***".
(Looking in your buddy's garage that his wife is making him clean out.) "Boy that's a lot of stuffage to move...."
stuffage by ruralradio December 31, 2008
An extended version of Saf (Sweet as fuck), to be used on it's own.
Will: "It's going to be a Saf film"
Jamie: "Saffage"
Saffage by JezzaC July 1, 2011

stuffageness 

An overly elongated version ofr the word "stuff," used commonly for BSing homework of teachers that don't read it.
This is some lame stuffageness you've made us write...
stuffageness by Dae April 11, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next