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a verb ..to get played or any negative action against a person place or thing...
carl just got sqwonked on the doughnuts as they had all been eaten by everyone already.
sqwonk by evil stevil March 31, 2009
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When you play mario kart for 3 hours and then get ketted and bang some 2cb
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Sqwonk by B2uccbks November 30, 2019
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When you put a lid on a bottle and it goes on slightly sideways.
Hey, sorry I just put your lid on slightly sqwonk.
Sqwonk by Philmcrackin May 9, 2020
A variation of the word squndoo. Often used to befuddle someone, leaving them speechless and without comeback.
John Doe: "You're a jerk!"
Jane Doe: "Oh yeah? Well you're a sqwond!"
John Doe: ...(?)
Sqwond by Noodles09 June 10, 2011
a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)
stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool
used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things
it's gettin squonky up in here!
squonky by warthog July 1, 2012
The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.
Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.
squonk by Ewussor March 10, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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