Swonked
Swonked by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018
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swonked
A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.
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swonked by kenturamon April 27, 2009
swonked
I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.
swonked by Troy Wright October 14, 2007
Stonked
Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Stonked by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
Slonked
Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.
Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.
Slonked by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023
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