A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.
by K.Murk November 23, 2014
by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018
I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.
by Troy Wright September 30, 2007
by kenturamon April 27, 2009