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A variation of the word squndoo. Often used to befuddle someone, leaving them speechless and without comeback.
John Doe: "You're a jerk!"
Jane Doe: "Oh yeah? Well you're a sqwond!"
John Doe: ...(?)
Sqwond by Noodles09 June 10, 2011
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Swondeling 

Swondeling is an epic extreme sport involving a swing-set and a body of water. A good swondeling session usually depends on how balls out the participants go.
Guy 1: Dude, have you ever been swondeling.

Guy 2: Hell yeah! I practically invented swondeling.
Swondeling by NeverTooShabby October 13, 2011
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Squondom 

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)
Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

swonderful 

A derivative of "It's wonderful". Used to describe the positive aspects of an item or situation. After usage, breakout into song is obligatory.

Variants: 'swonderful or s'wonderful
"That coffee was pretty 'swonderful."

"That was pretty much the most swonderful movie ever."

*cue music*
swonderful by Fabsqueaker July 1, 2005
a verb ..to get played or any negative action against a person place or thing...
carl just got sqwonked on the doughnuts as they had all been eaten by everyone already.
sqwonk by evil stevil March 31, 2009
That apple pie was so swondo
Swondo by Thayton porne July 15, 2023

Swondermazingeous

1. An ajective that is the ultimate of how Sexy, Wonderful, Amzaing, and Gorgeous someone is
Breeane is Swondermazingeous
Swondermazingeous by XBob HopeX August 6, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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