Shwonk

Everything and anything and nothing

I shwonking love penquins

by Raegan1 March 13, 2018

shwonk

the state in which a person blindly yet subliminally reveals that they are an extreme idiot, moron, fucktard, and everything that follows...

"Matthew is such a fucking shwonk"

by DJGECKO July 10, 2007

shwonk

an extremely flat ass

“dude, look at that shwonk”

by ___kenz October 8, 2017

shwong

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

by Extremityman February 25, 2023

Shronkle

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk

Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore

by theleastshronklest May 29, 2019

Shronk

Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.

*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT

by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018

SHRONK

SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.

What the SHRONK did you just say to me?

You better chill before I SHRONK you up.

by Tracey:) February 4, 2017