swonk

Pronounced swonk. The term originates from the combination of a swamp and a sink. Defined as the body of water created when one plugs the sink and pisses in it. Swonk.

I clogged my toilet and had no choice but to leave a smelly swonk.

by Mista Swonk March 5, 2022

Swonk

1. To help someone with an act of kindness, only to then seduce the other party into having sexual relations with you.

2. To suggest that you're about to help an individual to seduce them into having sexual relations.

"Jessica from math class asked me to help her with homework last night. SWONK!!"
"Check that girl out over there looking at books. I'm gonna go help her out. SWONK!!"

by KingTrav June 27, 2018

Swonk

A dumb trashy druggy person

“Look at that proper swonk bunning on the pavement bench with his swonky crew”

by Natbag January 25, 2020

swonk

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.

"Coming for a swonk up the boozer later Kevin? We're going to get swonked."

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

swonk

verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk

Get all yous swonk off me!

by Will December 26, 2003

Swonk

A rare coloration found in tigers. Sometimes called a golden tiger or a golden tabby, a tiger born with this coloration is officially recognized in the scientific community as a swonk tiger.

Hey dude, did you see that swonk at the zoo?! They just got it last week!

by DiamondDogg September 15, 2019

Swonk

Someone acting like a crackhead or they are actually a druggy.Captain_Swonk the OG. Also a dopey person someone who is clueless and is just a dumbass.

“Look at that person! Absolute Swonk”

by Captain Swonk September 2, 2020