squrple

the act of ejaculating on a sexual partner's face. ala a facial

john: i banged the shit out of that chick last night.

billy: did you squrple?

john: oh yeah she loved it, she got some in her eye though ;)

by jean claude von squrple January 27, 2009

Slurple

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

Snurple

Noun: A person who is a purple snob (sn+urple). A snurple is obsessed with all things purple, and very proudly flaunts their purple preferences! Perhaps they dress head to toe in purple every day, or their house is decorated all in purple. Or perhaps they think purple is superior to all other colors. Snurples love purple...maybe too much sometimes?

She is such a snurple! Does she own anything that’s not purple?!

by I’m Dorky And I Know It March 23, 2020

squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

squrgle

1.The moment of uncertainity. 2. When you fart and you believe you may have let out a little poop in the process. 3. An awkward moment after ones fart.

Did you just squrgle....?

I'm going to go change my pants I think I just squrgled myself.

by danielblakekingjoseph January 27, 2011

slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Surpleased

getting a suprise that pleases you.

I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident.

by jonnyboxlick October 28, 2008