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squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.
Babe want to try squrtle tonight
by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022
mugGet the squrtlemug.

SQURTLE

A person so ugly they look like a squirrel and a turtle.
by Nina#1 September 2, 2006
mugGet the SQURTLEmug.

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