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when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.
Babe want to try squrtle tonight
squrtle by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022
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A person so ugly they look like a squirrel and a turtle.
SQURTLE by Nina#1 September 2, 2006
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Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle
Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good
A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.
In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.
snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.
Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!
Squirtle Squad by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012
When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up
Spurtle by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Shurtleffed 

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr
MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet
Shurtleffed by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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