3 definitions by Kermitfucker

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.
Babe want to try squrtle tonight
by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022
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when you put 3 batteries and one turned on flashlight up your partner's ass and turn the flashlight on causing light to expel from your partner's anus burning them. You then stand over your writhing partner and scream at the top of your lungs "THUNDERBOLT"
"b-babe why-y d-did y-you j-j-just pikachu me?"
by Kermitfucker January 11, 2022
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while having sex spit on your partners back so they think you've cum on them and when they turn around cum on their face, and exclaim tada!!!
magic
by Kermitfucker January 11, 2022
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