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The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.
"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"
by Err! ban dicks May 22, 2018
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1. An annoying person. 2. A stupid person. 3. A lame person. 4. An annoying, stupid AND lame person.
My science teacher is such a squanker! He called my house just to tell my parents he thinks I'm a bad student.
by Cecelia Melody August 09, 2006
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Someone overly feminine who vapes using a squonk that is also a wanker. Aka a 'Squonk wanker'.
Why are using a squonk and not a mech mod you pussy! You're such a squanker!
by Err! ban dicks May 26, 2018
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