A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998

I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.

squinter by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008

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squinter

A person in Sydney who works in the city or inner west, but live in the outer western suburbs.
They have a long commute in the shitty Parramatta Rd/M4 peak hour traffic, and have to squint in the rising sun in the morning and/or setting sun in the evening.

Dave: Whilst sipping a beer...."The squinters never come to the pub after work!"
Scott: "That’s because it takes the dickheads nearly 2 hours to drive home!"

squinter by tickle-me-elmo September 26, 2005

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squinterd

A word for an asian nerd

Squint=eye shape

erd=nerd

squinterd

Look at that squinterd. 3 A+'s in a row!

squinterd by Cl0udYYY March 31, 2022

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Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you will simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a teracock.

Squanker by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

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