squanker

A rich yellow man.

Ben is a squanker. Screw that guy.

by SwaggyJuniour March 07, 2016

Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you will simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a teracock.

by Andrew Ark October 06, 2021

Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you ill simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a giga cock

by Andrew Ark October 06, 2021

Squanker

The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.

"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"

by Err! ban dicks April 05, 2018

Squanker

Someone overly feminine who vapes using a squonk that is also a wanker. Aka a 'Squonk wanker'.

Why are using a squonk and not a mech mod you pussy! You're such a squanker!

by Err! ban dicks April 14, 2018