teracock

A penis of the largest possible size ever. Larger than a gigacock.

she: did you hear about jenna? she slipped into a coma after joe did her with his teracock.

by killerdove November 23, 2011

teacock

an extremely small penis

dude you have such a teacock

by wannaJohny January 28, 2009

teacock

When you're drinking tea with the tea leaves still in it, a long, thin leaf that stands straight up.

By looking at the teacock in your tea, I can predict that you will marry a man with a constant erection.

by mizzaroni November 22, 2009