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squishbug 

The name given to a person(usually by his mother) with a small Penis. If your friends call you squishbug, they are not really your friends, and you should go jerk your little bean in a corner. You may think this name is cute, but if you do its because of your ADHD.
Girl 1- Im gonna hang out with squishbug tonight!
Girl 2- Oh, thats the guy with the microscopic junk right?
squishbug by natasha45649o May 22, 2011
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squishbox 

twat , muff , bush , vagina ...with audio visualization , Onomatopoeia of sorts

Punani
that girl on rizon had such a stinky squishbox I nearly died
cunt
squishbox by snEk_irc May 17, 2013

Squish bug 

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
Squish bug by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015

soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection
"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishbod 

A person who seems to have no neck a very short neck so that their head seems to be resting on the top of their body between their shoulders. Usually a person on the short stocky side. Can also be used to describe pets.
The man had no neck, he was a total squishbod.
squishbod by annie313 December 12, 2014

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.
Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.