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squishbug 

The name given to a person(usually by his mother) with a small Penis. If your friends call you squishbug, they are not really your friends, and you should go jerk your little bean in a corner. You may think this name is cute, but if you do its because of your ADHD.
Girl 1- Im gonna hang out with squishbug tonight!
Girl 2- Oh, thats the guy with the microscopic junk right?
squishbug by natasha45649o May 22, 2011
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squishbox 

twat , muff , bush , vagina ...with audio visualization , Onomatopoeia of sorts

Punani
that girl on rizon had such a stinky squishbox I nearly died
cunt
squishbox by snEk_irc May 17, 2013

Squish bug 

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
Squish bug by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015

soft squishing 

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishbod 

A person who seems to have no neck a very short neck so that their head seems to be resting on the top of their body between their shoulders. Usually a person on the short stocky side. Can also be used to describe pets.
The man had no neck, he was a total squishbod.
squishbod by annie313 December 12, 2014

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.