squishbod 

A person who seems to have no neck a very short neck so that their head seems to be resting on the top of their body between their shoulders. Usually a person on the short stocky side. Can also be used to describe pets.

The man had no neck, he was a total squishbod.

squishbod by annie313 December 12, 2014

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

squishbox 

twat , muff , bush , vagina ...with audio visualization , Onomatopoeia of sorts

Punani

that girl on rizon had such a stinky squishbox I nearly died
cunt

squishbox by snEk_irc May 17, 2013

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

Squished ham by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Squished Lizard 

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

Squished Lizard by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

squishhorse 

A sand sculpture of a seahorse that has been squished. Normally created by a Mark.

"Oh, looky there! It's a squishhorse!"

squishhorse by LlamaHead August 6, 2006