squirtbag

a dog that pees on the floor when ever someone comes over.

yo. that dog is a mad squirtbag!

by young loscar July 1, 2011

Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Squidbag

A variation of the term, teabagging popularized in Nintendo online shooter Splatoon/Splatoon 2 by community.

"Squidbagging" is to switch rapidly from kid to squid form, acting as a taunt to the player that was "splatted".

Person 1: *splats somebody with Slosher* *Proceeds to Squidbag*
Person 2: Bruh.

by ToothPizza May 27, 2019

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirtacular

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.

‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’

by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021

Squarebag

A paper grocery bag containing a 6 or 12 pack of cans of the alcoholic beverage commonly known as beer.

Hey guy, can you come back to the station-house with a squarebag for the Sergeant?

by Maurice Lung October 6, 2005