Squirtage
Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.
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Squirtle On My Turtle
Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021
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squirtpie
A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.
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George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
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John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!
squirtpie by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015
squirtacular
adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.
noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.
noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.
‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’
squirtacular by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021
Squirtaliate
To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.
"She squirtaliated me last night..."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011
double-sided dutch squirtfest
When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017
Chocolate Squirties
Chocolate Squirties by Airborne999 May 24, 2018
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