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1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).
"Wow, that guy is a total squirt-magnet...I need some tissue."

"I'm developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech."
by Dade Manlove November 18, 2006
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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