squirtball

1) a ball of squirt
2) a geeky, male high school virgin

Look at that squirtball, he can't get with that slut Marissa.

by SquirtBallEnthusiast January 6, 2013

Shirtballs

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.

"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."

by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.

"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"

by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011

Squirtial

Squirtial is the girl version of a facial. The female genitalia sprays moistness on the face of a male or female receiver (preferably male).

Oh mang, my gf gave me a squirtial last night and it was liek totally awesome but kinda weird in a very disturbing but sexy way.

by Sconedaddy January 18, 2009

squirtbag

a dog that pees on the floor when ever someone comes over.

yo. that dog is a mad squirtbag!

by young loscar July 1, 2011

Dirty squirtal

Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal

Last night I banged this blondie and I gave her a dirty squirtal

by Big tega mojo April 8, 2021

Squirtllex

Portmanteau composed of Squirt+llex. The suffix "llex" comes from Skrillex, an American DJ mistakenly related to the dubstep electronic music genre.

Freshman: I love dubstep music, like Skrillex.
Senior: Oh, you mean Squirtllex? That overrated idiot makes brostep, not dubstep. Dubstep comes from London and its best example is DJ Burial's album "Untrue".

by Eibar04 May 19, 2022