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squirtball 

1) a ball of squirt
2) a geeky, male high school virgin
Look at that squirtball, he can't get with that slut Marissa.
squirtball by SquirtBallEnthusiast January 6, 2013
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Shirtballs 

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."
Shirtballs by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.
"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011

Squirtial 

Squirtial is the girl version of a facial. The female genitalia sprays moistness on the face of a male or female receiver (preferably male).
Oh mang, my gf gave me a squirtial last night and it was liek totally awesome but kinda weird in a very disturbing but sexy way.
Squirtial by Sconedaddy January 18, 2009

squirtbag 

a dog that pees on the floor when ever someone comes over.
yo. that dog is a mad squirtbag!
squirtbag by young loscar July 1, 2011

Dirty squirtal 

Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal
Last night I banged this blondie and I gave her a dirty squirtal
Dirty squirtal by Big tega mojo April 8, 2021

Squirtllex 

Portmanteau composed of Squirt+llex. The suffix "llex" comes from Skrillex, an American DJ mistakenly related to the dubstep electronic music genre.
Freshman: I love dubstep music, like Skrillex.
Senior: Oh, you mean Squirtllex? That overrated idiot makes brostep, not dubstep. Dubstep comes from London and its best example is DJ Burial's album "Untrue".
Squirtllex by Eibar04 May 19, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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