spworf

A mixture of a spoon, a knife, and a fork!

Perfect for all of your daily uses

The handle is a knife!
The head is a spork!

Can you get me a spworf please?

May I have a spworf?

A spworf is useful to cut a kiwi in half with the handle then use the spoon head on the inside!

spworf by Bow_Archer December 6, 2021

sporfle 

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.

A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*

sporfle by Corisa September 6, 2008

splorf 

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

splorf by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

sporf 

a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.

Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.

sporf by The Duke of Luke October 28, 2008

Sporf 

Sporf

Josh: Sporf
Nick: Sporf

Sporf by sporfe January 26, 2022

Sporf 

Someone who is annoying and frustrating.

Stop hitting me you sporf

Sporf by NiCOiRuSTa May 17, 2017

sporfk 

ITS A FREAKING SPOON FORK AND KNIFE JUST ADD THE WORD TOGETHER YOU IDIOTS

oh I wanna use a spoon fork and knife at the same time let me just grab my sporfk

sporfk by Neeeerrrrdddddsssss February 23, 2018