Sporfe 

The mixture of the words: spoon (sp) fork (or) and knife (fe).

With this sporfe I can eat soup noodles and pancakes at the same time!

Sporfe by El taco August 12, 2012

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

sparfed 

A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."

sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022

sporkeh 

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005

Sporked 

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

Sporked by Essix March 6, 2005

Ping spoofer 

Someone who is bald and likes the number 14 using there 4chan hacking skills to make you bald.

I am a ping spoofer

Ping spoofer by Ur moms ex girlfriends brother August 20, 2020

sporfle 

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.

A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*

sporfle by Corisa September 6, 2008