by yahwehofficial9 December 22, 2025
Get the splorfage mug.What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.
"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs June 13, 2020
Get the Splorange mug.this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.
yo, i straight up splornged on her face.
by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006
Get the Splornge mug.The ultimate car. If you see a Sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word 'Sportage') you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a Sportage. They must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. The term 'Sportage' can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, as they are in the same league as a Sportage, just with a less cool name. The use of the term 'Sportage' should not be used lightly. It is a serious car. It is the best car in the world.
Person 1 (Becka): 'Is that a Sportage?'
Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.
Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.
by kiddotricks April 20, 2013
Get the Sportage mug.by Softy70 August 19, 2008
Get the Sportage mug.A joint made up of cannabis and tobacco, a stoners word to generally mean all things drug-related....
Examples where this word can be used:
"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)
"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)
by Fiona88 September 21, 2006
Get the Spliffage mug.Splorange is the only word that rhymes with orange. I
t is also the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it against a glass window and then it sliding down making a sweeky sound.
It is also an onomonopia or a word that sounds like how you say it.
t is also the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it against a glass window and then it sliding down making a sweeky sound.
It is also an onomonopia or a word that sounds like how you say it.
Your Friend: "Hey dude, throw that sponge against the window"
You: "Ok!" (It hits the window)
Sponge: "splorange" or "Spppploooooraaaangeeeee"
You: "Ok!" (It hits the window)
Sponge: "splorange" or "Spppploooooraaaangeeeee"
by JoeGleasssson December 21, 2010
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