Splorfing

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen

"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"

by Dadi039 November 3, 2021

Spleringe

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Sploring

To go on an adventure that is more fun then usual!

So today me and my friend went sploring through the mystic jungle and came upon a fairy. llamas

by skicrazy88 October 6, 2010

Splooting

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it

That cat is splooting all over the ground.

by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

by YES! October 22, 2004

splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*

by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019