sporf 

a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.

Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.

sporf by The Duke of Luke October 28, 2008

Sporf 

Sporf

Josh: Sporf
Nick: Sporf

Sporf by sporfe January 26, 2022

Sporf 

Someone who is annoying and frustrating.

Stop hitting me you sporf

Sporf by NiCOiRuSTa May 17, 2017

Sporf 

A high quality instrument of food consumption consisting of the unholy offspring between a spork and a knife. The Sporf has a knife , a fork , and a spoon part. the sporf is sometimes described as the CRISPR modified Spork

Bro, check out dat Sporf! I can eat chicken, den soup, den steak, wit one uutensil.

Sporf by SporfLord March 2, 2020

sporf 

The act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken.

Dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf

sporf by johnmack55555 May 16, 2006

sporf 

to decide to commit to something on a whim, only to give up near immediately.

"man, you just sporfin' twin."

sporf by lamp86 July 14, 2025

Spoofy 

A website you can eeeeeeeeeeh... listen to music on.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, can you listen to NSP on spoofy?

Spoofy by jthx October 16, 2014