splorfle

To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.

Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!

by B0b-the-destroyer July 11, 2010

sporfle

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.

A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*

by Corisa September 6, 2008

sploofledorf

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

splorgledemic

really really sucky, like big fat pimply man ass

" dude this game is splorgledemic"

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

sporfle

Originally defined as "to laugh while drinking so that your beverage comes out your nose, or the sound one makes while doing this", it has since also acquired the meaning of making fun of something in the manner of Daily Sporfle, i. e. to take bad grammar literally and talk or write as though it means what it actually said, rather than what it was intended to mean.

1. (Im person A)So then, out of the blue, Chris starts singing Yankee Doodle!

(IM person B)*sporfles*

2. From a story: Red and gold hangings struck her (Hermione's) eyes.

A commenter: "Ow! My eyes! Stupid hangings!" Hermione muttered.

by P.Cranefly July 20, 2008

sploofleburger

An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.

Girl- I went to see Matty the other night he’s such a sploofleburger!

by Nae_nae98 January 1, 2020

Sploofle

Jumping or walking on your bed

Hey want to go sploofle on the bed?
Sure let's go!

by Sploofie July 28, 2023