splorfnik

to splorfnik is the action of smacking your hip against a countertop, causing your body immense pain

Ow! I just splorfniked my body

splorfnik by ur mom x reader September 13, 2021

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splorning

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

splorning by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

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splorfnik • Splorfing • splorning • Spoofnik

Spoofnik

The act of cumming so hard that your semen practically goes into orbit.

JD - Dude, what's that on your roof?

Barry - Just a bit of spoofnik...

Spoofnik by smm. September 25, 2011

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Splorfing

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen

"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"

Splorfing by Dadi039 November 3, 2021

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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