splorfnik

to splorfnik is the action of smacking your hip against a countertop, causing your body immense pain

Ow! I just splorfniked my body

splorfnik by ur mom x reader September 13, 2021

splorning 

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

splorning by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

Spoofnik 

The act of cumming so hard that your semen practically goes into orbit.

JD - Dude, what's that on your roof?

Barry - Just a bit of spoofnik...

Spoofnik by smm. September 25, 2011

Splorfing 

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen

"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"

Splorfing by Dadi039 November 3, 2021