sporfk
sporfk by Neeeerrrrdddddsssss February 23, 2018
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Sporkerize
Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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sporfk • spork • sporking • sporked • sporf • sporkle • sporkyou • _spork.city_ • SporkFucker • Sporkie
sporkeh
AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005
Sporkfoot
Spork Cutlet Bowl
A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...
Spork Cutlet Bowl by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019
to spork
While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.
"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
to spork by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011
Sporked
intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)
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