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spunctuation

Spunctuation..when you’re leaving a voicemail for someone, but you’re SO used to doing voice to text that you accidentally ‘speak’ the punctuation in the voicemail.
Call me later Bob comma thanks exclamation point”.

Dave messed up his voicemail to the new client and used Spunctuation
by Philosoraptor1969 April 10, 2022
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punctuation pee

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.
Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.
by JudyAK May 9, 2011
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spanktuation

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?
by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020
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punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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Scarlet Punctuation

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.
1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?
by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006
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punctuation

One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".
Idiots that excluded punctuation

Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?

Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!
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punctuation

Punctuation is a key part of everyday writing. Otherwise the phrase "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" becomes "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse". See what I mean?

Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.
Oh hay gaiz i went to school the other day had a piece of cake went home and then pooped my punctuation and speling r gud
by Jdwd April 22, 2008
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