spanktuation 

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.

1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?

spanktuation by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020

Spankulation 

A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.

1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.

Spankulation by The Vile One July 8, 2012

spunctuation 

Spunctuation..when you’re leaving a voicemail for someone, but you’re SO used to doing voice to text that you accidentally ‘speak’ the punctuation in the voicemail.

“Call me later Bob comma thanks exclamation point”.

Dave messed up his voicemail to the new client and used Spunctuation

spunctuation by Philosoraptor1969 April 10, 2022

Spankcation 

When you cross state lines to masturbate

I sent my 10 nephews on a huge spankcation

Spankcation by Brokkake June 16, 2020