spudometer

A handy-dandy gauge dat tallies up how many potatoes you've harvested, prepared, eaten, etc.

If da Little Red Hen had been baking potatoes instead of bread, her non-helpful colleague-animals would have glanced at their individual spudometer-readouts and found dat they all displayed da exact same humiliating/disappointing tally-figures:

"Number of spuds planted: 0
Number of spuds tended: 0
Number of spuds harvested: 0
Number of spuds prepared: 0
Number of spuds baked: 0"
And lastly, of course {{{drum roll}}} ---
"Number of baked spuds given me to eat: 0"

by QuacksO April 29, 2021

susometer

The susometer measures how gay you are

Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer

by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020

sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.

Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer

by the sodomaster January 9, 2005

spidometr

Semi-jocularly, Russian university students' slang for an AIDS test. The word puns on "SPID", pronounced "speed", the Russian acronym for AIDS, and English "speedometer".

My nuzhen spidometr. (Translation: We need the "SPIDometer".)

by pentozali November 19, 2007

Susometer

A sensor for how sus a person is

Josh Is setting off the susometer

by Toby Evans October 13, 2020

Speedometer

associated with an erotic pleasure or thought makes one turned on very quickly or vice versa.

I looked at that girl and now my speedometer is going crazy!

by manatee18 August 6, 2011

Speedometer

A new synonym of the word 'awesome'. When autocorrect corrects awesome into speedometer and you just give up on life and use it instead. It's origin is that once a girl was struggling to text and the autocorrect decided to strike.

"Dude, bmth's new album is speedometer."

by Pantherr November 19, 2016