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susometer

The susometer measures how gay you are
Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer
by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020
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Susometer

A sensor for how sus a person is
Josh Is setting off the susometer
by Toby Evans October 13, 2020
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salometer

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.
Hey that area has 1 salometer!
by AmNow December 24, 2020
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Sassometer

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.
Your sassometer level is through the roof.
by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011
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sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.
Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer
by the sodomaster January 9, 2005
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suckometer

A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.
According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.
by annieoakley April 16, 2010
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Sonometer

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.
My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.
by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019
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