susometer 

The susometer measures how gay you are

Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer

susometer by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020

Susometer 

A sensor for how sus a person is

Josh Is setting off the susometer

Susometer by Toby Evans October 13, 2020

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

Sassometer 

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.

Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer

sodometer by the sodomaster January 9, 2005

suckometer 

A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.

According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.

suckometer by annieoakley April 16, 2010

Sonometer

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.

My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.

Sonometer by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019