susometer

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The susometer measures how gay you are

Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer

susometer by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020

Susometer

A sensor for how sus a person is

Josh Is setting off the susometer

Susometer by Toby Evans October 13, 2020

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salometer

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

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Sassometer

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

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sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.

Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer

sodometer by the sodomaster January 9, 2005

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suckometer

A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.

According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.

suckometer by annieoakley April 16, 2010

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Sonometer

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.

My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.

Sonometer by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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