Spirometer
Spirometer by Woodcock89 March 3, 2018
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spermometer by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007
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spidometr
Semi-jocularly, Russian university students' slang for an AIDS test. The word puns on "SPID", pronounced "speed", the Russian acronym for AIDS, and English "speedometer".
My nuzhen spidometr. (Translation: We need the "SPIDometer".)
Shitometer
The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010
spamometer
spamometer by MonteBert September 30, 2013
spudometer
If da Little Red Hen had been baking potatoes instead of bread, her non-helpful colleague-animals would have glanced at their individual spudometer-readouts and found dat they all displayed da exact same humiliating/disappointing tally-figures:
"Number of spuds planted: 0
Number of spuds tended: 0
Number of spuds harvested: 0
Number of spuds prepared: 0
Number of spuds baked: 0"
And lastly, of course {{{drum roll}}} ---
"Number of baked spuds given me to eat: 0"
"Number of spuds planted: 0
Number of spuds tended: 0
Number of spuds harvested: 0
Number of spuds prepared: 0
Number of spuds baked: 0"
And lastly, of course {{{drum roll}}} ---
"Number of baked spuds given me to eat: 0"
spudometer by QuacksO April 29, 2021
Shitometer
Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022
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