spamometer 

The feeling you get when approving several new members into a facebook group that allows marketers.

Ok hold on tight. About to approve 70 new requests! Turn on your spamometers!

spamometer by MonteBert September 30, 2013

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

spermometer 

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

spermometer by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

swagometer 

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.

Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000

swagometer by God Damn It June 23, 2014

Spirometer 

A handheld mirror used for viewing the gouch area or taint.

That dude needs to check his spirometer homes. His junk is whack, yo.

Spirometer by Woodcock89 March 3, 2018

spudometer

A handy-dandy gauge dat tallies up how many potatoes you've harvested, prepared, eaten, etc.

If da Little Red Hen had been baking potatoes instead of bread, her non-helpful colleague-animals would have glanced at their individual spudometer-readouts and found dat they all displayed da exact same humiliating/disappointing tally-figures:

"Number of spuds planted: 0
Number of spuds tended: 0
Number of spuds harvested: 0
Number of spuds prepared: 0
Number of spuds baked: 0"
And lastly, of course {{{drum roll}}} ---
"Number of baked spuds given me to eat: 0"

spudometer by QuacksO April 29, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005