sprex

To participate in sexual intercourse during Spring Break.

It's Spring Break...can't be cheating, it's just casual sprex.

by TexanSprexn March 26, 2011

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

Shrexual

The sexual orientation where one is phsyically and mentally attracted to the ogrelord shrek.

"Karl, aren't you Shrexual?" said Ryan
*Karl then proceeds to pull out his Shrock*

by Brogre1145 November 22, 2013

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Shrex

Having ogrewhelmingly hot sex while watching Shrek or Shrek 2.

Hey babe, let's take off those layers and have some hot sweaty Shrex with our pants half way down on your couch because your parents are in the next room.

by Shrek is love, Shrek is life January 26, 2014

shrexy

The greatest compliment you can give to another human being. Surpasses "hot" and "beautiful". While the former words are used to compliment one's face and personality, "shrexy" means that you love each and every one of that person's layers.

The woman was not simply beautiful, or gorgeous, or any other one of those overrated so-called compliments. She was absolutely, and undeniably shrexy.

by Talia__ June 29, 2014

Shrexual assault

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

by Manny223 October 5, 2019