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spreadie 

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.
That girl sent me a spreadie.
spreadie by shabash June 10, 2014

spreadneck 

a person who consciously chooses to not wear a mask during covid-19. Not because of they medically cannot, rather because they generally do not care about other people's health. Usually sighting inaccurate, disproven conspiracy theories that have been proven time and time again as factually inaccurate.
look at the spreadneck with his Trump flag on the back of his lifted pickup.
spreadneck by coffeeguy84 June 27, 2020

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

Spreader Bar 

A bondage device used to spread the legs at the ankles or thighs, usually for sexual or humiliation purposes.
Her master used a spreader bar to keep her legs open.
Spreader Bar by ChiHonors October 6, 2008

spreadable buttery ballsack 

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.
damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

ohio butter spreader 

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.
When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.