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spreadneck

a person who consciously chooses to not wear a mask during covid-19. Not because of they medically cannot, rather because they generally do not care about other people's health. Usually sighting inaccurate, disproven conspiracy theories that have been proven time and time again as factually inaccurate.
look at the spreadneck with his Trump flag on the back of his lifted pickup.
by coffeeguy84 June 27, 2020
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Spreadneck

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.
Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck
by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021
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Spreadneck

A hardcore fan of the band Widespread Panic from the South
Wow, that spreadneck needs to learn to hold his liquor.
by Coloneal Forbin January 17, 2009
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spreadneck speedball

You wake up smoke a bowl and drink a coffee you do a spreadneck speedball
by Marion co July 29, 2023
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spedneck

The spednecks sing old Garth Brooks songs on the bus every day.
by brett1983 January 13, 2008
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Spreadlocks

1. Term for the pubic hair pattern one expects to find upon the disrobing of a girl met in the parking lot of Bonnaroo; implying a laissez faire approach to certain aspects of personal hygiene. 2. Semi-derogatory term for a female one might identify as "granola" that implies she is an easy mark for promiscuity, and therefore not as desirable.
1. We were having some fun in her van, but it ended when I got a snoot full of her spreadlocks
2. We might as well smoke this now, he's in the tent with 'ole spreadlocks.
by NippleDriver June 18, 2011
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Shredneck

1. Wakeboarding with a dip in. Shredneck

2. Poppin wheelies on your tractor.

3. Wakeboarding in a trench, getting pulled by a truck.

4. Putting a slider in your grandpas pond on the farm.

5. Holding onto a moped to get speed to hit a kicker on a skateboard.

6. Using plumbers gloves for snowboarding gloves.
by Frank from Clemson February 8, 2010
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