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spreadneck 

a person who consciously chooses to not wear a mask during covid-19. Not because of they medically cannot, rather because they generally do not care about other people's health. Usually sighting inaccurate, disproven conspiracy theories that have been proven time and time again as factually inaccurate.
look at the spreadneck with his Trump flag on the back of his lifted pickup.
spreadneck by coffeeguy84 June 27, 2020
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Spreadneck 

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.
Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck
Spreadneck by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021

Spreadneck 

A hardcore fan of the band Widespread Panic from the South
Wow, that spreadneck needs to learn to hold his liquor.
Spreadneck by Coloneal Forbin January 17, 2009

spreadneck speedball 

You wake up smoke a bowl and drink a coffee you do a spreadneck speedball

spedneck 

The spednecks sing old Garth Brooks songs on the bus every day.
spedneck by brett1983 January 13, 2008

Spreadlocks 

1. Term for the pubic hair pattern one expects to find upon the disrobing of a girl met in the parking lot of Bonnaroo; implying a laissez faire approach to certain aspects of personal hygiene. 2. Semi-derogatory term for a female one might identify as "granola" that implies she is an easy mark for promiscuity, and therefore not as desirable.
1. We were having some fun in her van, but it ended when I got a snoot full of her spreadlocks
2. We might as well smoke this now, he's in the tent with 'ole spreadlocks.
Spreadlocks by NippleDriver June 18, 2011

Shredneck 

Extreme sports mixed with a redneck.
1. Wakeboarding with a dip in. Shredneck

2. Poppin wheelies on your tractor.

3. Wakeboarding in a trench, getting pulled by a truck.

4. Putting a slider in your grandpas pond on the farm.

5. Holding onto a moped to get speed to hit a kicker on a skateboard.

6. Using plumbers gloves for snowboarding gloves.
Shredneck by Frank from Clemson February 8, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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