Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

sportfucking gene 

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.
"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."
sportfucking gene by evecchio April 13, 2010

Sportsfucking

To have long and intense sexual intercourse which can be compared to hard training in gym, running, biking, swimming etc related sports.
Go out on Saturday, pull a girl and take her home. Have some sex with her. Next morning have some more sex and give her good ride for 1-2 hours until you are exhausted. This is sportsfucking. It can also happen any give day and hour, doesn't necessarily have to be on Sunday.
Sportsfucking by Janne911 November 17, 2009
A girl that you kind of just fuck on the side
Yo did you go to your sportfucks house today?

Yea I went over there on my lunch break and fucked her for 20 minutes
sportfuck by dabblefest October 25, 2011
V. to chase women in the afternoon normally in a drunken haze. It is an activity that normally occurs on a lazy day. It is often combined with beer consumption in the early afternoon.
Say bro, what you got on today? Not much drinking some tallboys looking to sportfuck.
Sportfuck by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Spoonfucking 

When you penetrate someone with a spoon (teaspoons or tablespoons - but never ladels).
"Yo did you hear Damian and David were spoonfucking last night?"
Spoonfucking by davetherave1704 November 1, 2021

sportfuck the BP 

Sport fuck with a pretty fat girl that is horny like crazy.
Damn, that fatty chick is giving me the vibe. I'm so drunk, it's time for pig sticking. Sportfuck the BP, yeah....
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more