Spoonfucking 

When you penetrate someone with a spoon (teaspoons or tablespoons - but never ladels).

"Yo did you hear Damian and David were spoonfucking last night?"

Spoonfucking by davetherave1704 November 1, 2021

Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

sportfucking gene 

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.

"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."

sportfucking gene by evecchio April 13, 2010

spoon fucking

spooning and fucking at the same damn time.

Yo, we woke up spooning, so i slip up in it. We were spoon fucking for a couple hours

spoon fucking by Andrew Kulinski April 25, 2014